Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry

I asked my 7 year old cousin, what her favorite song is, and she said:

” My favorite song is ‘I’m Proud To Be An American’ “.

Isn’t that probably the cutest thing you’ve ever heard?

They should make a toy called ” Tickle Me Emo” Then see if the kids are gonna laugh!

                                                            – Black Sparrow, Misstress of Doom

Would you like some cheese and crackers to go woth that whine?

                                                      – Black Sparrow, Misstress of Doom

There is no God do you hear me? No God!

                                                     – Black Sparrow, Misstress of Doom

Daddy, why don’t you love me anymore, it’s like Jenna is your only daughter!

                                 – Black Sparrow, Misstress of doom

Nobody understands what I’m going through, Especially you!

                             – Black Sparrow, Misstress of doom

” I have to cut myself just to feel alive.”

                                     - Black Sparrow, Misstress of Doom

Slinky + Escalator = Hours of amusement, and a crap load of fun!

Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.

Hey Babe, Soooo sorry I missed your b-day last week! I was filming HPB, and you know how moody Emma gets when we have to stay late! I’ll make it up to you this weekend, we’ll go to dinner, maybe see a movie, and we’ll have a great time! Oh, and by the way, do you think you could make another copy of your house key, I’m afraid i lost my copy, do you still have your spare to my apartment in NY? Anyway, I hope you had a great time on friday at the dance, because I did, and I’ll see you Sunday, so we could have brunch at our favorite place, ok? Love you SOOOOOOO much sweetie!

                                                Love,

                                                           Danny ))))))!!!!!!